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The perfect example of when you take mentally fucking dumb and unstable and hand it to the most fucking depressed fuck you could ever find and then blame it on a prophecy to stop her asshole father, this pansexual motherfucker is extremely pissy and will most likely literally destroy your ass
Osiria told me the other day to never talk to her again or she'd beat the shit out of me
Osiria by Empyr October 10, 2021
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Osiris, the king and ruler of the after-life.

- Osiris is also a guy/girl who is very attractive.

- Osiris is the name of the best walking beings in the world.
- Name your kid Osiris.
Osiris is the best name ever!
Osiris by Adam Ladunce March 13, 2017
Osiris was king of the gods. His wife Isis was goddess of fertility and magic and their son Horus was the falcon-headed god of the sky. Osiris was sacrificed by his brother Set in a bid to usurp him. Set cut him into pieces and scattered them across Egypt. Isis and Horus found the pieces and restored Osiris to life. Horus remained to rule the Land of the Living and Osiris went to the Underworld to rule the Land of the Dead. The Pharaoh was an incarnation of Horus.
In his original form, a green-skinned man dressed in the raiment of a pharaoh. Following the Legend of Osiris, he appears as a green-skinned man in the form of a mummified pharaoh. He is often depicted wearing the atef crown with a pair of ram horns at its base.

Trials of Osiris 

Where all the sweaty destiny players go. Get 9 wins in a row and you go flawless
I almost went flawless in trials of Osiris last night dude
Trials of Osiris by Ineedacarry March 31, 2017

born of osiris 

insane progressive/metal/post harcore band form chicago land

has insanely technical songs/compositions
insanely amazing

not for the squeemish
dude, born of osiris is the balls. did you hear that guitar work? and the drumsss??!?!??!?!?!

Born of Osiris 

A Progressive Deathcore band from the Chicagoland area. While keeping most deathcore elements intact in their music(mid-range screams/growls, chuggy breakdowns), they utilize very progressive elements such as odd time signatures, keyboards, mixed genres, etc. Most believe this is due to all of the band's members being avid weed smokers.
Born of Osiris are really unique!
Born of Osiris by TheStatic April 15, 2009
A god; he makes your entire body tremble when he's near. He has the ability to make your day heavenly or hellish.
Osiris is...amazing.
Osiris by Miss_Deviant September 3, 2005
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