Osteen

Osteen, otherwise known as "O-Town" or the "Big O", is filled with rednecks, crackhouses and cows. This is perhaps one of the most worthless cities in Florida. There is a variety of things to do: from goin to the "Pit"(a local hangout for the rednecks and sometimes ricans that wanna-be rednecks) to gettin drunk out in the field (cow pastures/ backyard) to "muddin" and "4 wheelin" to pickin up the prostitutes on maytown and much more. If you want some drugs just go right on down 4-15. However after a late night of gettin fucked up a nice hangover remedie is the Osteen Diner. Be careful of the dog-food aisle at walmart in the wee hours of the morning because of on going fights between the "bloods" and the "crips". it gets pretty dangerous. Also you will never pass the "Handyway" without seeing atleast two 15ft lifted trucks.



Osteen = Florida's shithole.

"HEY MAN WERE GOIN TO THE BIG O"
"ALRIGHT DUDE....SEE YA THERE!!!"


"Hey you goin to the Osteen tonight?"
"Nah man im black. I'll get hung out there"

by AimeeMessup January 21, 2009

Osteening

someone who panders and sucks up to people and wants everyone to like them

The president was Osteening the US congress today

by Svetlana Svetikova fan November 15, 2009

Osheana

Osheana is a bubbly, talkative person who likes to share opinions and loves any chance to help someone

"Look at that girl giving a speech!"
"Wow, she is such an Osheana"

by thatonebitch28 June 2, 2017

osteen

to verbally assault someone to the point of causing hemeroids much like the wife of megachurch evangelist Joel Osteen Victoria.

If you dont leave me the fuck alone im gonna go osteen on yu!

by Forenzie October 16, 2008

Joel Osteen

The happiest man alive in Texas. He is a Christian pastor that often says "You are a child of the most-high God". Has a creepy smile.

Joel Osteen: "-and this child had severe autism, just like me!"
*Creepy smile intensifies*

by Weaponized Dank Ootism September 23, 2019

Oshen

The best girl u will ever meet doesnt play with people however very carlm and nice when u get to meet her and verry sexy and has a huge curve doesnt really care what people think

Every boy wants a oshen

by Datgreytinghasabigback November 5, 2018

oshee mushee

Oshee Mushee is the queen of this land. She is a majestic cat who has blue eyes and white fur. She needs to eat 10 treats a day for good dental care (make sure to read instructions before feeding). Yesterday, oshee almost shat in the mailbox after having some fun on the roof. She is a rare breed and can be found starring in many movies.

Oshee Mushee was in the tv show friends yesterday!

by eclout126 March 21, 2021