Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.

Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!

Oscar the Grouch by sux0r September 6, 2003

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Oscar The Grouch

a girl who is trailer park trash that consumes an outrageously large amount of cock but never seems happy about it.....until she has man gravy all over her face

man, them ladies at the nursing home sure are Oscar The Grouches

Oscar The Grouch by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004

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Oscar The Grouch

When a girl passes out at a party, and she is dropped in to a garbage can. Before she wakes up, members of the party urinate and ejaculate on her.

Yo last night at John's house, they fuckin grouched some freshman!

We roofied that slut you liked and gave her the Oscar the Grouch. Sorry man

Oscar The Grouch by JayMaker June 20, 2009

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This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^

o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.

Oscar the Grouch by txfathead September 5, 2009