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Orson Moille

One of the masters of chill. He passed AP Lit, AP Chill, AP Goofy and AP Flirty all in one year. He commonly frequents around Daech parties. He's so chill like you wont imagine, his girl bad as hell too. He's so chill sometimes that you cant even tell that he's there.
"Orson Moille is so fucking chill bro, I wish I was like him."
"I studied Orson Moille and got a 5 on AP Chill and AP Flirty."
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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dirty orson

when doing anal sex, you replace your dick with a donner kebab
woah did you see joe pulled a dirty orson on shelby
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George Orson Welles

Affectionately referred to as simply Orson Welles. A very influential American film director, writer, and actor who was also involved in theatre and radio. He is known for his infamous 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast and film, Citizen Kane (1941). Welles succumbed to obesity in his late years.

Oh, he was the voice actor for Unicron in the 1986 animation, "The Transformers: The Movie".
George Orson Welles wanted to play a god-like role before he died; he got to do the voice acting for Unicron -- enough said.
by Popocatapetl September 8, 2016
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Ortonville

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!
by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018
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Orion

Chillest dog I know. A top 10 chillest in my books imho #1 because he's sharp and funny which is unusual for super chill people. Most chill people are just very stoned and hosed up. Not this God among men. Clean as a whistle. Probably the sharpest guy I know. Always right. About everything. He doesnt even FUCKING care that hes as sharp as a tack on crack! I dont know how hes that chill about it. Dude. DOES. NOT. get. phased!

Well liked among the guys. Too clean for his own good. Not a hoser. Also maybe this is obvious, its Orion, so very popular with the ladies but also a true gentleman about it. Gets hit on a lot. He doesnt ask for it at all. Its excessive. Women abuse his decency. But hes Orion. He takes it civilly. Treats women like everyone else. Very honest and trustworthy.

Amazing ability to keep a clear head too.

Huge respect for this dude. Thats my main takeaway. Orion deserves 100% respect. Has the honor of a Samurai. After all, its Orion we're talking about. The word is probably mediterranean for "commands respect". If it actually was I honestly wouldnt be surprised. More people should be this EPIC of a man. Great all around human being.

You win at life and you're a total gent about it what can I say more than that? You win Orion. Thats my highest award. You win this life. Maybe in the next one Ill beat you at something. Or maybe not.

Id say you even beat God at his own game in this life. Impressive.
Went golfing. Went FULL Orion. Hole in ones every single time. Exactly the same as last time.

The only nation worth belonging to is an Orionation.

Forget LION-Hearted this guys ORION-Hearted. Which makes lion-hearted pale in comparison.

That guy just Orioned his way through life. Literally went FULL ORION. Won at everything there is worth winning at. Doesnt even bother gloating. Probably gave the prize money to an amazing but almost unknown charity and made his donation anonymous. That cool-as-ice fuck I wouldn't put it past him. HOW IS THIS GOD AMONG MEN NOT GLOATING????

I'm a humble man, I see a GOD among men and I have to ask: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU ORIONEERING GOD?????!????

If there was an explosion - a real explosion - behind everyone - for real... ONLY Orion would NOT look back. He's THAT FUCKING unphase-able.

Youd think Orion has a flaw somewhere. That hes a hoser. A boozer. But hes not. He has no character flaws other than not being a hoser.

I'm so sorry to Orionate at this meeting but as much as I love all of you and you all know I do, you're all unfortunately completely wrong about your take on this but all is not lost and here's why. *Enlightens everyone.*

The bravery of this man deserves a medal... for Orion-ravery.

There are mere winners, true winners, champions, world-champions, and then there are ORIONINNNERS and ORIONNNAMPIONS. So unless you're an ORIONAMPIAN, bye Felicia, you're just not everything you could be.
by Sue Denim February 17, 2018
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olson special

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.
damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.
by buttslut guild March 25, 2008
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Bobby Olson

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.
1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."
by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011
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