data orienteering

The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.

Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

aiken-oriented

anything directly related to, referring to, hinting at, or carrying the essence and brilliance of clay aiken.

jan spends hours every night surfing the web for AIKEN-ORIENTED websites and photographs. she obsesses over buying every magazine that is the slightest bit AIKEN-ORIENTED, even if it only remotely states his name in reference! during creative writing class, jan prides herself in writing lengthy conceits only about AIKEN-ORIENTED lusts and dreams.

by the clayluvers... jonah and jenn April 9, 2004

orienteering

The act of going down on a girl who doesn't take care of her pubic hair.

Man, going down on her last night was nasty, I had to go orienteering.

by Leslie February 27, 2005

orienteering

another word for getting lost, you go out in a field with a damp map and you have to find stupid numbers that people have changed so we get it wrong

"yo dude, we got orienteering next"
"yeah i know, you comin' down the chippy then?"

by P5y/\/\()/\/ July 3, 2007

goal oriented

When a man is to be quick and efficient in bed and usually results in grave dissappointment for the woman. To ejaculate prematurely from the eagerness to please.

When it came to our first time, Chris sure was goal oriented.

by thatguyonstage March 27, 2007

results oriented

Judging something based on the result instead of the actual action.

Rusty "You threw that and it hit me in the eye. You are such an asshole"

Alex "You are only mad because you got hit in the eye, not because I threw it. Stop being so Results Oriented.

by Fbaum-Rules February 28, 2008

orgience

When someone is being an audience to an orgy

Hey Adam, lets go orgience!
Look! they're having an orgience.

by Miss Ren March 14, 2007