Orafice Malfunction

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

pseudo-orifice

Any space between things that feels like kind of like an orifice, such as the armpits or even behind the knees.

Lube up the pseudo-orifices and we can all join in!

by sudo name December 12, 2010

back orifice

aka RAT (Remote Access Trojan).
The worst type of virus you can get.

Aww fuck I got the Back Orifice...now I have to buy a whole new damn hardrive.

by bobby de niro August 29, 2004

MS Orifice

Synonym for overpriced and widely hated software program MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS and free of charge in the first place.
Hopefully soon to become abandonware thanks to open source software OpenOrifice (Open Office).

Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?

by Scancat February 4, 2010

Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

by yhmsdp00 August 17, 2009

back orifice

Program used by cDc to h4x0r pplz b0x3z

My box was bent over the table by Back Orifice

by Shiv October 8, 2003

vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.

I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008