opinions are like assholes

Something you might say when your opinion might offend someone or be in the minority... When someone says "opinions are like assholes", they mean that "opinions stink".

I personally think that the Ramones suck, but opinions are like assholes, right?

by codysockeye March 21, 2008

Respecting Opinions

A thing that people on Youtubers have no idea how to do because they are huge crybabies who can’t understand that not everyone has to have the same opinion and swear at you and give you death threats all because you have different opinions than them.

Hypersensitive Person: “Respecting opinions? I have no idea how to do that because I am a crybaby who bullies others for having different tastes than me!”

by Dray’s Dictionary November 3, 2019

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong have realized that opinions, despite popular belief, can indeed be wrong.

If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.

Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."

Example A:

"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."

This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.

Example B:

"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."

This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.

People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.

by Paradox665 January 8, 2009

Respecting Opinions

not challenging others personal values

"I understand you don't like green beans and that is why I'm currently Respecting Opinions"

by Mummy_hatr August 25, 2019

Public Opinions

These are beliefs that should be abandoned and ignored for they are the most dangerous things when in the hands of the media. All public people are required to have them because it is public opinion that opinions are like assholes because everyone has them. This is not true for the private. Private people have truth, not opinions. Public opinion will override and destroy your private truth at every opportunity. Opinions can become policy and eliminate the right or privilege to speak the private truth. The publicly spouted opinions are why cancel culture started. Let us listen to some private truth for a while. Let us agree on a peaceful 1000 years.

The elected Public should keep their Public Opinions to themselves for when the words of your mouth cause others to act violently your game of life is best played silently.

by Spiritual-Master January 27, 2022

internet opinions

Something you're not allowed to have no matter what and if you try to back it up you get called names so just dont have one.

Person 1- "I commented on my favourite persons video saying i liked it and that they're my favourite then everyone called me names"
Person 2- "Yep thats what happens when you have internet opinions"

by Mrsamskyrim August 4, 2016

Opera Opinions

A phrase used to describe the opinions shared by women of a stereotypical nature, usually in a negative context towards males.

'Our lives are so hard. If a man had to give birth there would be nobody left on earth' 'That bitch won't shut up with her opera opinions...'

by hoorayforwords August 24, 2011