oompachina

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:
-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)
-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.
-pro tanning beds
-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.
-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:
-thinks every group of friends possible (even if the same people are in every group) requires a code name. ie: the elite eight. Slutty seven. core4.
-likes sticks & balls
-assumes that being oopmachina means the world loves them....(HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
kthanksloveyoubye.

"Im a two-faced bitch, that why they call me oompachina."

by Taybaybay554334 June 24, 2008

Oompaville

A reformed thick thumbnailer whose editor makes the funniest edits ever

Yoooo did you see Oompaville in his new vids xdxd

by gamer2717 February 19, 2021

Oompa Loompas of Science

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!

by pimple123 October 17, 2010

Oompa Loompa Body Ass Bitch

A specific description you receive when you fuck with Jasmine Collins' monetary gains. It apparently only works for fat, white, thin haired, cheese-smelling women named Rachel, who are managers and tend to leave certain people off the shift schedule. The voice mail became a meme and a favorite of Tik Tok. It died briefly and has recently been gaining popularity again.

"This is for Rachel, you big, fat, white, smelly bitch. Why you took me off the mufuckin schedule witcho triflin ass? You white racist bitch. Oompa loompa body ass bitch!".

by GG Allin September 20, 2021

Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

by Ren May 6, 2004

Oompa Loompa Disorder

A fat, short, sorry excuse for a female with a fat face and spaced out eyes that likes to talk shit about people to feel better about her physical and cognitive shortcomings. These individuals have greasy hair, no life, and flabby breasts, and cow tits, if any at all. Fat rolls are a common feature to look for when Oompa Loompa disorder is suspected.

The spaced out eye phenomena is typically due to cranio-facial abnormalities that arise because of incest acts between Oompa Loompas.

Individuals with Oompa Loompa disorder insist that the love where their life is headed when in reality their destiny is to work at the Willy Wonka factory down in Cuba.

Oompa Loompa Disorder:

non-existent IQ score

"Like OHH MMM GEEE, like she's like so jealous of me like I go to school and like I'm so better that her..... like...."

" Like I go to college....like..."

"like.... I have a car.... like... to drive my fat ass to like the store.... like...uhhh"

Physical markers: spaced out eyes, fat noses, a whole lotta muffin top action, flappy non-symmetrical gorilla tits, fat rolls hanging off ass, a six pack of grease on back, foul odor when within a 50 foot radius, and stretch marks everywhere

by BlueDevil777 December 2, 2010

oompa loompa porn

Midget men trying to go doggystyle on full sized women. In most scenarios, the midget gets tired, and the woman just sits on his dick or blows him to get the cumshot.

Google brings 3280 approx. results for oompa loompa pr0n.

by the slut formerly known as your mother November 15, 2004