oompachina

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:
-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)
-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.
-pro tanning beds
-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.
-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:
-thinks every group of friends possible (even if the same people are in every group) requires a code name. ie: the elite eight. Slutty seven. core4.
-likes sticks & balls
-assumes that being oopmachina means the world loves them....(HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA)
kthanksloveyoubye.

"Im a two-faced bitch, that why they call me oompachina."

by Taybaybay554334 June 24, 2008

oompachunka

To have sex on a table

Hey, you wanna oompachunka tonight?

by BucketOfCrackers December 17, 2017

oompagina

The downstairs lady parts of a female Oompa Loompa.

Geof is glad Heather does not have an oompagina even though she is short like an Oompa Loompa.

by Mr Crowley December 14, 2021