Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
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"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
by Lil scummy June 9, 2018
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a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina
josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it
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Get the one pump orgasm mug.The act of initiating and finishing a hand job in one, earth-shatteringly pleasurable pump. It cannot be completed more than once in any 24 hour span, or the receiver will die a horrible, agonizing death.
Feeling spicy, the middle-aged man asked for an OPHJ. The crazy lady obliged...steadied herself, and in one quick motion finished the man off with a loud yell followed by a quick jerking motion. Groaning, the man immediately fell asleep on the floor. Thus, she had performed the fabled one pump hj.
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Get the ONE PUMP JUMP mug.When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.
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