roofing

The act of having sexual intercourse on a rooftop with at least one partners head dangling off the edge.

I surprised Kelly last night by taking her up to the roof and roofing her all night long.

by xblarg May 20, 2010

roof

to take a good joke too far, to the point of it not being funny anymore

(following a clever anecdote)
Dude 1: "So there!"
Dude 2: "Oh man, you had me in stitches, but you totally just roofed it."

by joanna_grace October 18, 2006

roofing

The act of being on another's roof. Usually in a down town area, where roof swapping is a possibility. It is always illegal, and if it isn't then it's not roofing, it's being on a roof with permission.

Hey wanna go roofing down town tonight?
No way. Last time I roofed I got caught.

by verduras June 29, 2007

Roof

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

by kapoc August 18, 2014

roof

to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.

Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...

by maybenot6 September 17, 2006

roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

by M L September 21, 2008

roofed

to get super high- usually on marijuana

"Did you guys smoke up?"
"Man- I'm fuckin' roofed"

by Sasquatch June 12, 2003