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Olympia recycling 

Recycling Olympia beer. "It's the water, and a lot more!"
Mark, Marvin, and Shane were so drunk they could barely walk or talk. Then a cop caught them pissing off the peir.

"What the hell are you guys doing?", exclaimed Sgt. O'Mally.

"We're just Olympia recycling, occifer", quipped Shane.

"Yeah, we recycle beer cans, so why not recycle beer?", added Marvin.

Mark fell off the peer. "Ker-Splash!"

Sgt. O'Mally: "I've heard of Olympia Dukakis, but this is ridiculous!"

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Olympia gang

This is a group of retarded people who don't understand the blinding superiority of the M14.

These people are the scum of the zombies community.They only play the on disk maps, fucking peasants.

They worship an incredibly inferior starting weapon and cannot understand the tactical advantage that a points gun gives at the begging of a zombies game.
These Olympia gangers keep downing on round 5 ffs.
Olympia gang by M14 gang GOD October 3, 2018

Olympia, Washington 

No one here knows what the fuck deodorant is.
Oh Olympia, Washington? Yeah the people that think they're sending a message by not washing their armpits?

Olympia, Washington 

There is hardly anything complimentary to say about this town. There are rarely any fun events to attend. It is very uncultured, poor, dirty, and is definitely not showing any signs of improvement. The air stinks with pollution from the high traffic, an open slew of stagnant water and sewage winds throughout all of Olympia, most of the neighborhoods are rundown, and there is a high rate of drugs, crime, assault, STDs, and sex offenders/child molesters.

The majority of people that live in Olympia are very trashy. Most people start out in life with a teenage pregnancy or two, drop out of highschool, maybe get into drugs, catch an STD, and learn to scam the system and live off SSI, foodstamps, HUD, and etc. since they have no education or job and no ambition to get one.

In general, an Olympia person loves drama and has a pack mentality; a very bad combination that causes them to keep that highschool drama queen/king personality through adulthood of judging others, always believing they're right, and hating anyone who's different or seemingly better than they are........all with the support of their pack of friends.

However, there are some respectable people in Olympia of course; even if they're living situations make them appear like the rest.
Something that happened to me before I left Olympia:

Olympia chick: Hey b*tch! I don't like you! Don't look at me like that! I'll kick you're ass!

Me: Errr.....what? Who are you? I don't think I remember you.

Olympia chick: Shut up! You stay away from my man! He and my friends say you've been flirting with him and a bunch of other guys. He doesn't want your herpes you nasty ho! So back off!

Me: Ha Ha! What are you talking about? I only chatted with him for a couple minutes at the party and I am not a prostitute with herpes. You and your friends need to get your facts straight.

*I walk away shaking my head*

Olympia chick: Blah blah.....that's right you better run away!.....blah blah......I'll kick your ass........blah blah.

*I continue walking* Damn....I'm leaving Olympia, Washington and going back to Longview, Washington.

olympia high school 

fuck bitches on the stairs
that ugly man probably goes to olympia high school
olympia high school by abahhaklaba November 5, 2021

olympia potluck 

When you go to an orgy, you don’t get any action, but go home with scabies anyway.
That was an Olympia potluck.
olympia potluck by Thisagaingm October 18, 2018

Olympia High School 

Olympia high school is filled with interesting people, you see at least 6 girls in the hallway with the egirl outfits everyday, there’s 19 year old seniors dating 14 year old freshmans, dudes that charge $25 for a gram to freshmans in the bathroom and depressed staffs and teachers.
dude1: bro that girl said she’s from Olympia high school.

dude2: she belongs to the streets