by Hispanic@theDisco June 27, 2019
Get the Obenis mug.A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.
Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.
Have you scored yet?
Nope!
So? What´s the point?
I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
Have you scored yet?
Nope!
So? What´s the point?
I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.
by rperazag May 21, 2010
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by star_ass March 8, 2009
Get the olenjatko mug.A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.
"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan
by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022
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by Laerx July 26, 2016
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but not only in mandarin or cantonese
most of the asians cannot pronouce R well
and already's A pronouce in o
dy pronouce in di
so they put oledi
but not only in mandarin or cantonese
most of the asians cannot pronouce R well
and already's A pronouce in o
dy pronouce in di
so they put oledi
by Rapper1988 October 6, 2008
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