a bag of old and moldy ass

This is a person who drank way too much the night before.

"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"

by hawnasay December 12, 2006

Old Man Saggy Ass

A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.

"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."

by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

Ass Like a 10 Year Old Boy

A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.

"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."

by Fooliotic September 25, 2005

Old enough to kick your ass

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

ass like a ten year old boy

Describing a woman with slim hips and small, perky buttocks

That Olympic swimmer had an ass like a ten year old boy

by mattiej January 8, 2011

Eating old asshole off the street

Hitting rock bottom

Have you seen Luke lately? Yeah, he’s been eating old asshole off the street, I really hope he changes his ways…

by Rhonda Santis July 30, 2022