dio-obesa

dio-obesa can mean
1. diabetes

2. obesity

3. diarrhea

( it all depends on the convo)

shallisa: guys! i have been getting really chunky in the legs lately

jorge: oh no shallisa you might have dio-obesa
shallisa: omg jorge can you help me lose some weight?
jorge: sure
other convo
fernando: bro, i can’t stop shatting myself
dequan: oh no g, i think you have a little dio-obesa!
fernando: go take some pepto-bismol, it will help the dio-obesa come out faster.
dequan: thanks man i hope it works
convo 3
arjun: bro i just went to the doctor and he said i have type 2 diebetes

vector: oh no my shrimpy you have dio-obesa

arjun: this can’t be happening

vector: it’s okay arjun just don’t eat or drink really sweet things, 😉

by ShalissaJohnson January 4, 2021

obesatron

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close

That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again

by derek and rick January 25, 2008

the ojeda

when someone gets a haircut that has no sideburns its called the ojeda

a person has a messed up haircut

by pimpster November 20, 2003

Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 12, 2008

Juan Ojeda

A mexican who cleans and does yard work

Yo look at the juan ojeda

by burnallniggers August 23, 2011

Onesan

In the world of geisha, the word onesan (pronounced oh-neh-sahn) means 'older sister'. Every maiko (apprentice geisha) has an onesan. When a maiko has her misedashi (formal debut) she goes through san san kudo. San san kudo is a binding ceremony, where a maiko and geiko (geisha) are legally bound as sisters. A maiko's onesan gives her advice and helps her in the complicated world of geisha. A maiko's onesan is always in the same hanamachi (geisha district).

Right now I am only a minarai, but when I have my misedashi, I will be formally bound with my onesan.

by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' December 10, 2008

ojeshwini

Ojeshwini is a kind and beautiful girl . Its fun to be around them . She'll never let you down . Patriotic person. Ojeshwini has a wonderful smile that can make anyone day a bit better and she is an amazing friend!

Person 1 : What kind of friend you want?
Person 2 : someone like ojeshwini

by Its me '_- August 12, 2019