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Oil Spill J

When one makes a ring of BHO oil around a spliff filled with herbs. When lit causes a spill of BHO oil making the joint burn slower, smoother and become more potent.
Did you see @rollgameonpoint new oil spill J on IG? that spliff was oozing!
by rollgameonpoint April 21, 2013
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Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve
by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015
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BP Oil Spill

The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
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Dutch Oil spill

Similar to the Dutch Torpedo. However, this time you position yourself as close as you can to your unsuspecting victims in a body of water, before evacuating your bladder. Then, wait and see how your victims react to the sudden increase in water temperature and/or color change by the spread of your liquid gold.
"You feel that? The water is getting warmer.."

“Oh no! Steve just Dutch Oil spilled us! It’s a natural disaster!”
by Three Stripes June 10, 2014
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deep sea oil spill

When a woman tricks her abusive lover into performing oral sex on her. As he prepares to give her bad head, she raises her buttocks and sprays his face with diarrhea.
Courtney gave Drew a deep sea oil spill after he threatened to smack a bitch!
by Poison2brain September 24, 2018
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California Oil Spill

When you come inside a girl, but the condom breaks.
Fuck, looks like we've got a California Oil Spill on our hands. I'll see you in 9 months.
by FatherOfTwelve May 7, 2009
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Japanese Oil Spill

When a Japanese person sneaks up on a unsuspecting person and throws a bucket of their diarrhea on them.
Gord totally drenched that guy with a Japanese Oil Spill
by wheyend February 28, 2011
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