1. A technique used by defenders to put attacking players in an offside position, by moving quickly away from their own goal to leave attackers offside.
2. A lady's 'backdoor' or 'back passage'.
2. A lady's 'backdoor' or 'back passage'.
That bag of chips I bought her was a good investment last night, not only did I get my end away, but I also managed to slip one in her 'offside trap'.
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Used mainly in a male rich enviroment.
Meaning when a girls belly/stomach sticks out further than her breasts.
Meaning when a girls belly/stomach sticks out further than her breasts.
That bitch is ''offside''
by y-tung May 31, 2009
Get the offside mug.a place in football where you are classed as a sinner, and any goal you score from an offside position will be ignored by everybody who is onside.
A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.
A place in Rugby where it is easier to hurt/maim/tackle/cheat your opposition, and easier to play the whole game. Usually being offside in rugby will end up in a penalty to your opposition. Bastards.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006
Get the offside mug.n. Defensive technique in soccer wherein the defenders closest to their own goal line all move simultaneously toward their opponents goal line just before an opponent boots the ball downfield. The object is to deliberately place any possible recipients of the pass in an offside position, and to allow soccer enthusiasts, who love to have their enjoyment interrupted by questions, the opportunity to again attempt to educate hockey fans on the nuances of the beautiful game.
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Why did the whistle blow? He was totally in the clear!
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
Offside trap. Again. Look, get me some crayons and I’ll try to explain it in simpler terms.
by gnostic3 July 5, 2019
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Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...
Example #2
Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident
Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...
Example #2
Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident
by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014
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