Loose As Octomom

adj. a description of a vagina that is supposedly wider than that of Nadia Sulaimon (octomom) who has had a shitload of children, including birthing octuplets leaving her with a new level of permanent gape.

Man, I knew you got around, but you loose as octomom.

by define it quick May 10, 2009

An Octomom

The act of having several children knowing you are unable to provide for them.

Yo, I lost my job but want another baby. I'll just pull an octomom.

by The Incredible Diva March 16, 2009

Octomonster

The "dis" name for Nadya Suleman. Octo (for her Octuplets) and Monster (for her recent actions) (this word was actually USED by Nadya's friend in the UK documentary).

Octomonster had another Octomentary (documentary) in the UK last week.

by valkyre10 November 26, 2009

Octomonogus

Can be used to describe anything and everything.

This guy's octomonogus is really huge!

by Octogonomus December 14, 2022

Octotomatiferous

Of or resembling 8 tomatoes.

To your immediate left there are eight tomatoes. watch out, please.

by Hottest of Several Carls (tri-state area only) November 8, 2003

optomomotrox

a set plan for an entire day or evening, where by every space of time is allocated a specific task for the entire day/evening before it takes place. the optomomotrox is usually based on a feeling of instinct, and one is generally left feeling an overwhelming amount of satisfaction after the optomomotrox is complete.

so what's the optomomotrox?

by IanMIre January 22, 2008

Octamommy

n. A woman who chooses to have eight embryos implanted in her baby box and who successfully births the flock.

"I'm afraid I have to reschedule my botox appointment--I'm in labor," declared Octamommy.

by 'nuther concerned citizen February 17, 2009