October 13th

National make out with your bestie day

Laura: “hey Joan it’s October 13th ;)”
Joan: “what?”
*Laura makes out with Joan*

by Snazzygiraffe October 12, 2021

October 13th

October 13th is the day in which all females dress in only white clothes, with no underwear or bra. At 10:00 A.M they are all drenched in water and stay wet until midnight. Masturbation is required

Friend: Yo what day is it?
Me: It’s October 13th! Get ready to masturbate!
Friend: Hell yeah can’t wait to get my dick wet!

by lil sex addict October 13, 2019

October 13th

It’s Grab a tall ye ye boys titty <3

October 13th

Short human: Aye mr ye ye come here and let me touch your titty

by Unknown 👹 October 12, 2021

October 13th

National tit pic day
A girl must send tit pics to a person that she is talking to on on this day

boy - hey it’s October 13th
girl - oh yeh let me send you something

*sends tit pic*

by BMWRIDER October 13, 2021

October 13th

"Murder your enemies" day!! This is the day that you can murder anyone that you hate (or anyone else for that matter)

Enemy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A KNIFE?!
You: Its october 13th!
Enemy: Oh- Ok then!

by Monkeyabcvedhalpme December 26, 2020

October 13th

National show your titties to your male friends.

John: “Hey sue guess what day it is”
Sue: what is it
John: “It’s October 13th tittie day”
Sue: “oh yeah”

by Agent295 October 13, 2021

October 13th

Today is National day to give Kobo$ head he deserves it!

Hey what’s today ? It’s October 13th

OH MY ITS NATIONAL DAY TO GIVE KOBO$ HEAD!

by Kobo$ October 13, 2021