Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

obesetiality

Having a sexual attraction to fat people.

"Did you see that fat girl Steve was hitting on?"
"Yes, he is in to obesetiality."

by darlingdear November 28, 2011

obese

at least 3/4 of america

Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit.

by jake paul sucks August 4, 2017

observe

To sit back and pay attention

She observed everything that was going on around her, then she made her move

by @surrenderwasapose December 28, 2017

obesedon

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009

obesex

The kind of sex obese people have.

ex.1) Oh my gosh. I feel so fat... I think we're gonna have obesex from now on, babe.

ex. 2) Did you feel the earthquake last night?

No... That was just the couple next door having their obesex.

by everyonegoesrawr July 23, 2011