ostrich 

A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.

I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.

ostrich by John 1955s October 4, 2009

Ostrich 

A girl of average looks who seems to deem herself of better standing than you: a ropey looking bird who looks down on you.

That barmaids one fucking ostrich.

Ostrich by Saoirse September 1, 2003

ostrich 

when there is a ugly girl but has a nice body so you take her head and put it in the ground so you don't have to she her face and then bang her

Conner Western, she has a ugly face so bend her over and ostrich her

ostrich by cody dyer April 30, 2009

Ostrich 

To pick someone up, flip them upside-down, and plant them in the ground head first.

Person 1: "Hey, did you talk to the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"

Ostrich by ScottertheOtter November 8, 2013

Ostrich 

Ostrich is an amazing wonderful person that everyone would die to be friends with. An Ostrich is described as being wonderful ,amazing,funny and is extremely fast.

Ostrich Isn't The Normal One

Ostrich by Broke.Boi.WW November 22, 2021

Ostrich 

A:Someone who is not fly at all

B:Someone who doesn't smoke weed. Seeing how Ostriches can't fly, they never get high chu feel?

"I'm a big baller who's real fly, and your just an ostrich breh..."

"I aint gonna date no ostrich bish chu feels?"

Ostrich by Takeanapimok February 21, 2010

Ostrich 

Another name for the animal "Emu" which sounds closely related to the word "Emo"; Most often used to make fun of the genre of people known as emo or emotional people. Slightly less derogatory

Look at that ostrich, Tanner, taking black and white pictures over there.

Ostrich by Lex Rough February 7, 2006