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H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.
"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"
by alwaysthat November 5, 2006
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co-op slop

Food, almost exclusively of the vegetarian, vegan, and healthful variety, which is bland, tasteless, and visually unappealing. Otherwise good food can become co-slop because it is cooked in too large a quantity or incorrectly seasoned. Co-op slop is frequently the product of inexperienced, untalented hippy chefs cooking for the other residents of a co-op or commune.
Jimmy grabs a burger on his way to chill at the commune because he don't dig the co-op slop they eat there.

I found this fantastic recipe for stir fried tofu and mustard greens but I fouled it up and it tastes like co-op slop!
by jrWoodChuck January 7, 2010
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D.O.P.S.

Deprivation of Pussy Syndrome: a disease contracted after prolonged periods of not getting any. Commonly found at places where attractive females are found few and far between, such as any of the service academies, or prison.
Guy 1: Dude, she is SO hot!! I wanna get with her!
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.
by DaZeusness December 7, 2006
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Op Sgt. Porter

A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes and cookies and num nums;) easily excited by dead baby jokes; can be identified by a very distinguished but unclear cadence, e.g. "heft, hite."
"Does Op Sgt. Porter have a speech impediment because I couldn't understand a word he was saying!"
by Rat-ties May 16, 2008
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H.O.P.S

While Michele attempted to write her final paper, Cassandra kept asking her to play cards.

Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."
by ayyyyeeeeoooo July 18, 2010
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op strat

The best course of action for an obstacle.
Butt 1: how do we catch the ice cream truck?
Butt 2: Op strat, we run across the block and meet up with it
by bug cancer daddy August 20, 2016
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D.W.O.P.S

A quick acronym for the phrase "Dealing with other peoples stupidity'.
Dude, at work today I dealt with so much D.W.O.P.S. It wasn't even funny.
by Pat in dah Hat December 7, 2014
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