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one time 

what a gay guy says to an insisting female blow job
Come on baby, I know you're gay, but you're so hot! OK honey, but just one time.
one time by jsted May 21, 2011

one time 

When you want to get on a fine hunny but you definitely won't want it when you're sober
"So I saw that girl at a party, woke up the next morning said 'ONE TIME' and bounced."
one time by Stan Podalak November 4, 2008

one time 

In the late ninties on the street of central California one-time referred to police coming down the strip, to warn everyone that they were in the vicinity. But One Time meant one police car, two time two police rollin' etc.
one time by Tatianna marie October 24, 2005

one time 

they sound the siren one time to pull you over
one time by Anonymous November 14, 2001

one time 

a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you
1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."

2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"
one time by gregMONEYasplund December 15, 2008

One Time 

What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."

Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"

Both Commentators: "Woah!"

Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."

Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."

(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
One Time by Cancerballs October 20, 2008