One night stand 

Andrew is wrong because I am always right

A one night stand is what I do to Andrew’s mom.
Yo bro I had a one night stand with Andrew’s mom.

One night stand by Fagalishious March 26, 2021

one night stand 

The name of the ECW reunion show ran by the WWE in June 2005.

On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.

one night stand by Mike December 28, 2005

one night stand 

When you hook up with a person, with hopes of having possible multiple night stands, and realize that you can only stand them for one night because the sex is just that bad. It's usually followed by feelings of frustration and disappointment because the night looked hopeful for you before you got naked.

That guy and I had a one night stand, the sex was horrible. I can't take anymore than one night with him.

one night stand by whodoyouwantmetobe October 31, 2008

One Night Stand 

Not really committing to the relationship and is just in it for one very sexy night.

That girl was so hot. Too bad it was just a one night stand though.

One Night Stand by Sam Engine November 26, 2019

one-night stand 

Sexual activity with another person intended for one night only. (Derives from showbiz, a "one-off show". But also of course from the suggestion of a one-off erection, though the term is used by women as well as men as a candid description of "getting your rocks off" when a bit of no-strings fucking etc. was desired.

“I've never had a one-night stand because I've always been afraid that in the cold light of day, she'll wake up and think; "Oh my God! What the hell am I doing in bed with a stupid cunt like this?!”

one-night stand by kofi May 14, 2003

One-Night Stand 

A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.

Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)

One-Night Stand by Medder89' January 1, 2012

one-night stand 

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

one-night stand by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023