A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.

Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!

OMG! Ponies! by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007

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omg h4x

Expression stating a wonderful play made in an online game. Also can be used when someone is suspected in cheating in an online game.

(O)h (M)y (G)od Hacks!

omg h4x! he head-shotted me with a Luger from all the way accross the plaza.

omg h4x! He keeps pre-firing me around all the corners.

omg h4x by Jed-Eye July 3, 2003

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omg lol wtf

A series of contractions when you're surprised and don't know what in God's name is going on. Often used by a n00b.
See also: omg, lol, wtf.

N00b: OMG LOL WTF Infest Terrans = Teh FiXeD!
Me: Heh!

omg lol wtf by Ryro May 29, 2004

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omg

Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"

"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.

omg by KHD August 27, 2003

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