an Oj Simpson

it is when you do something outrageous and deny it fervently to avoid guilt or consequences; then later admit you might have done it

guy 1: "so some asshole told her i banged her mom and i was like, babe you don't really believe that right! and she was like, oh i guess not. then at dinner i was like, girl, did i tell you how hot your mom is when she comes! haha"
guy 2: "man you really pulled an oj simpson on that one"

by lady_luck March 30, 2007

OJ Smile

When you slit a person's throat ear to ear in a smiley face fashion.

Nicole recieved an OJ smile after going on a date w/ Ron.

by postmyk March 15, 2004

oj sheep

When you jerk off a sheep while drinking orange juice.

person 1: Wanna go oj sheep?
person 2: Heck yeah

by sexbot83638 December 11, 2017

OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.

OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*

by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020

oj simpson

The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people

Person two: But the court said Not Guilty

Person one: Yeah, but he still did it

Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it?

Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive

Person one: Oh, ok

by Spikesy July 19, 2006

OJ Shuffle

During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.

Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.

by The Embry-O December 9, 2008

oj simpson

When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.

To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.

by Cleopatra05 October 1, 2005