Its a term to describe the coming shop-ocalypse of the 22nd of December 2012. When the world fails to end on the 21st of December 2012 as the Mayans predicted people will go out Christmas shopping en masse to shop for stuff they should have bought before the 21st. This will lead to the deaths of thousands of individuals trampled to death in the ensuing chaos. This event will become known as the the shop-ocalypse of 2012.
Ted didn't die in the Shop-ocalypse because he got his Christmas shopping done before the Shop-ocalypse.
by Iffy350 July 13, 2011
Get the Shop-ocalypse mug.A school full of rich white people, that spit out the N-word more than their Mom spits out their dad’s children. The students are the most un-holy mfs you’ll ever meet. Daily tasks consist of nic breaks in the bathroom, and threatening to kill themselves everytime they get a grade back. Every boy with a perm looks like a muppet that just finished snorting crack out of his grandmas asscrack. Everyone is depressed and suicidal. There’s so many gay bitches that go to that school that I’m surprised God hasn’t stuck it with lightening yet. I wonder how many people have smoked weed in the parking lot, and used Bible pages as rolling paper. That school has some of the sneakiest and horniest bitches. No one knows why the dress-code is, because no one follows it. The lady at the front desk is always in a bad mood, like lady you look like ezma from emperors new groove. Go home and take your hot flashes with you
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A town in central Florida.
Some call it Slowcala.
I will have to admit is a slow town.
But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.
Some call it Slowcala.
I will have to admit is a slow town.
But all I do is ride 4-Wheelers and junk cars in my backyard.
Ocala, Florida will always be my home sweet home.
me: i love ocala
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.
kid: wtf i hate this place its so boring
me: then leave ocala now and go somewhere else.
kid: why do you like this place?
me: its my home sweet home
me: only florida rednecks like me like ocala.
by floridagatorsfan678124 March 7, 2009
Get the Ocala mug.a tiny city thats getting bigger and bigger. In central Florida. Some people hate it cause they dont know how to make it fun.
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Ocalas not gunna hand you fun. you make fun all you fuckers who call it slocala or hoecala.
anyways.even the drivers are slow and its full of horses. its still where its at. make your own fun and stop whinin bout it. 352 baby
Steve: dude what're we doin later?
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
Jesus: Gettin straight fucked up is what were doin
Steve: hell yea nigga. dis ocala
by esteban f October 15, 2007
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Get the hoecala(ocala) mug.A school full of pussys who act ghetto and will cry like the little bitch they are as soon as you point out that fact. the mfs only have one plan and that is plan B. If you enter the bathrooms you’ll understand why the brats are constantly scared shitless of peeing in a cup. The only thing they use the Bible for is spitting the teachers’ children into.
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