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nurped

That uncomfortable, jittery sensation resulting from consuming too much caffeine or energy stimulants putting you in a state of limbo feel as if they don't know if there coming or going.
(Johnny) "Pssstt!!! Who-oh W.T.F was in that Cup?" (Bill) "Dude That was the Crack water from the peculator that I just emptied out!!"

(Johnny) Man... I'm so Nurped right now, I don't know what to do with myself!
by spindriver July 27, 2012
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Nuried

The act of going beast mode and scraping on opponents single handedly
we got nuried
by hippo415 November 10, 2010
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nuked spaghetti

the act of cooking restaurant grade spaghetti by microwaving it instead of boiling it. this is a half-ass way to make this meal and usually done when in a hurry or a minor way to get back at snobby customers.
cook 1: We got and order for a baked spaghetti and they always complain.

cook 2: Fuck that! I'll make some nuked spaghetti. The idiot won't be able to tell the difference.
by slacker cook November 14, 2009
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Nuked a fish

The "oh so easy" it's almost subconscious act of consistently taking the piss out of something or someone.

Logical extension of "Shooting fish in a barrel".

Full title "Nuking fish in a paper barrel filled with Alien© blood acid".

Originators: P Finney & T Shearer
The act constant piss taking to a level where it is subconsious. For example, "I just nuked a fish" after the "Fish" doesn't even know it's happening.
by chunto March 4, 2011
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Shit Nuked

when you destroy your pants when you shart or shit your pants and it completely ceeps through your clothing.
dude checked out that guy over by the drinking fountain he Shit Nuked his pants hahaha.
by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013
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textually nuked

To recieve so many texts that your inbox is filled and you need to delete messages just to recieve even more messages that in turn instantly fill your inbox the second old messages are deleted. All from the same person, usually taking place within a matter of a few minutes.
person one: hey wats up?!
person one: ...
person one: ...
person one: WHY DONT YOU ANSWER?!
person one: ...!!!
person one: do you hate me now?
person one: why are you ignoring meeeeee?!
person one: im sooo boredd.
person one: talllkkkk to meee
person one: why must you not talk to meee
person one: is it because im fat?
person one: all i've had to eat today was a tic-tac, im losing weight i promise
person one: ...
person one: what are you doin?
person one: are you there?
person one: are you even listening to me?
<INBOX FULL>
(all within the space of about 5 minutes)

person two: awww comee onnnnnn
<deletes entire inbox>

person one: (similar reapeats self word for word with a few more "..." texts, some creativly using exlcamation marks throughout)

<INBOX FULL>

(this is when you know you have been textually nuked)
by Cej Alls March 7, 2009
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