Nutellaitis

happens when someone eats too much Nutella and dies because of chocolate hazelnut overdose.

she ate sooo much Nutella that she got really sick and the only way we could of saved her was if we had brought her to the right hospital... she got Nutellaitis really fast that night

by hersss December 2, 2010

Nutella Ass Cheeks

Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit

Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”

Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”

by Rainyboi July 18, 2018

Nutella

A legendary substance that tastes like unicorns jumping over rainbows in the middle of May, as your favorite bands join together and do one amazing, life changing song.

"Man, I needa go buy some Nutella!" said Jesus.

by JesusApprentice September 21, 2011

Nutella ponchik

A deep fried dough with nutella filling inside, kuklas usually buy a box and put it on the hood of their BMW or Mercedes and upload a picture and post on ig.

Axchi let's go buy some Nutella ponchiks and take pictures of it and upload it. Make sure our car is in it so all the guys will add us after papillon bakery posts us on their page.

by Kuklaaxchik818 January 17, 2014

Nutella bagel

Used to describe odd kids.

Omg you know that girl rebecca, well she’s a Nutella bagel

by Just a cool person January 25, 2019

Nutella Sandwich

Associated with the infamous sex move, the Alabama Hot Pocket. The penis owner, or strap wearer, inserts their girthy attachment into the anus of another party, in which their anus is encrusted in what is widely known as ‘shit’. The penis owner/strap wearer proceeds to perform an act of sodomy (with consent) against the party whose anus is encrusted in shit. This sex act is known as the “Nutella Sandwich” because the walls of the anus represent two slices of bread whilst the feces represent nutella. The penis or strap represents a knife spreading the nutella.

Colton: Damn, I saw that clip of you performing the ‘Nutella Sandwich’ on your girl on your story last night! You really wanna be known for that?
Daniel: Damn straight, I graduate next year anyways. Before these bitches hop into my DMs wanting some sweets they need to know if they can handle my chocolate.

by sexy italian man October 6, 2020

Nutella Panini

Heated sandwich thins freshly spread with Nutella.

Only the best snack ever made, the nutella panini

by Mr. Vanden Purple November 6, 2010