by Your local Ashley November 25, 2021
a real sports affliction that occurs mainly to male professional long distance cyclists (like the blokes at the tour de france) where the constant pressure between the narrow bicycle saddle and the pubic bone make the scrotum area lose sensitivity and become numb.
by nuked bug January 17, 2005
the term for the person who has substained a skateboarding injury which requires the person to hold his nut so they dont fall off
Skater: i was skateing then i hit a sharp pole and it tore my nutsack
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here
Doctor: HAHAHAH i guess ur name is numb nuts........ Mr. Numb Nuts do u have insurence??
Skater:no........
Doctor: Get the fuck out of here
by sdfhgdsfnvdslg February 13, 2008
by Death_ray_dan May 10, 2014
a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
a numb nut is also a numb skull, doesn't get what anyone is talking about . Needs to have a net for all of the jokes that go over their heads. Generally a numb nut, can't grasp the concept of the purpose.
We told that joke to Tim real slow in layman's terms , he needs a net to catch all of the ones that go over his head, he's such a numb nut.
by SillyPsychosexy February 26, 2019
by Mdervich June 12, 2022