spark notes

website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.

"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"

by phorks August 29, 2003

spark notes

A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.

"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"

by Sexual Fiend December 28, 2005

Spark notes

A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.

The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.

by Athest April 28, 2007

NOTES

Another word for MONEY.

Damn, she got hella NOTES to pay for all this!

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003

Spark Notes

A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.

Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.

by JizzyJan December 9, 2009

take notes

To pay close attention, to recall for further study

When I'm spittin' you better take notes, dude.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

by Gleznov August 23, 2006