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nostradamus 

An old man who was pretty cool.
"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie
nostradamus by wysiwyg February 18, 2004
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NOSTRADAMUSED

the casual ability to predict events yet to happen
I nostradamused the score of the football game.
NOSTRADAMUSED by blueboy69 February 25, 2009

Nostradamus 

A man who foretold events in the world to come.
Nostradamus says that there will be a locaust plauge and a "new prince" in the future.
Nostradamus by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Nostradamus 

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)
Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco
Nostradamus by Robo August 21, 2003

Nostradamus 

"Gehan changed his own nickname to emperor nostradamus"
Damn what a fucken virgin
Nostradamus by thegoationary July 17, 2021

Nostradamus 

A prediction made by a spectator or contestant for an Object Camp where each contestant is given a predicted placement based on their previous records
Once the season ended, I saw that my Nostradamus was completely wrong and I didn’t get a single placement right!
Nostradamus by TealUmbrella July 18, 2023

Nostradamus 

Allan Lichtman is a Nostradamus! He said Kamala would win, but Trump won instead.
Nostradamus by nb21-rz2k November 6, 2024