Australian Nosebleed

Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.

"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."

by toadthesavior April 19, 2015

monthly nosebleed

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Dutch Nosebleed

When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.

"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"

by Tranzlater July 15, 2014

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

switch frontside noseslide

to snort a line of cocaine using the other nostral oppose to using the nostral you regularly snort coke with.

Noah did a switch frontside noseslide on a gorilla finger that $trizz broke out for him.

by Uphill $trizzy October 11, 2006

albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

Nosebandit

Someone that can slide right under you to steal your spot.

Kelly didn’t show up to the audition , So Liah nosebandit her spot.

by Remember_Leah April 17, 2019