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Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.
Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.
by Ilanea June 11, 2011
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Are you on your nose bleed?

What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up!
Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that happened and then this person called me and I feel like I wanna... la la la la

Chick- Are you on your nose bleed?
by Woo Woo Holmes/Jones August 20, 2008
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Nose-bleedin' Drunk

Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.
Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.
by austintx2011 July 20, 2011
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nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
by Nigellus December 18, 2007
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nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
by Webster April 20, 2004
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Frosty Nosebleed

When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.
I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(
by SeveyIsGay April 15, 2015
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nosebleeding

When someone sees something so amazing they end up nosebleeding and blushing like crazy
I saw him without a shirt and ended up nosebleeding
by TheWolfPrince February 10, 2018
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