A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.
by signo February 6, 2007
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Kid1: hey bro you tryna hit up Avalon
Kid2: nah bro I'm kicked out of Avo, let's go to North Point Mall I need juul pods anyways
Kid2: nah bro I'm kicked out of Avo, let's go to North Point Mall I need juul pods anyways
by YungAdvil June 2, 2018
Get the North Point Mall mug.Northport is a relatively wealthy village in the Huntington township located on the north shore of Long Island. The generally agreed upon characterization of Northport is that it mostly doesn't suck, because due to a number of highly industrious marijuana dealers, there is a healthy supply of purple, king and afghan kush. Also grapefruit haze was here last year, that was good. Every so often cocaine comes to town and that becomes a thing. Coke epidemics have sometimes started on the basis of someone coming back from college with an O and moving it around town. But mostly the drug of choice is weed, and among the more dedicated stoners, acid.
Generally, Northport is an expensive place to live, with housing prices being driven up on the basis that we only have 35 black people, and when a new one arrives everyone is quick to notice and take down their plates. Mostly, the people here live without too much worry about the helter skelter race wars, though some of the smarter ones do.
In the 30's, Antoine de Saint-Exupery lived in a house by Wyatt, and in 1950-ish Jack Kerouac got drunk in a bar in Northport. Then in 1984, Ricky Kasso cut a kid's eyes out and then choked him to death with gravel. To this day people are stilled wowed in the poon about that. He is recognized for his popularization of the drugs LSD and mescaline, as well as making it less gay to listen to Judas Priest.
During the year, there is little meaningful activity to do in Northport. During the day one can fish, swim or windsurf, but at night if you're under 21 and can't get politely inebriated at the Wine Bar or the Yacht Club, your time is best spent getting beligerently inebriated and breaking mailboxes or playing the choking game. Those who live dangerously might venture out into neighboring East-Northport, which is actually south of Northport, but calling themselves South-Northport would just make the people that live there feel like even more of a marginalized and lower class subdivision of Northport, so for the sake of their mental health, town planners made a concerted decision to rely on its slightly eastward positioning, rather than its more obvious southward positioning, when choosing the name.
Northport High School is a central aspect of Northport life, being made up of a large population of over achievers, a few genuinely intelligent people, and an overall air of superiority that makes us 100% sure we can beat you up, though we only really have a 40:60 chance that's in your favor. Our students tend to win Intel Prizes etc. with the intellectual atmosphere being dominated by IB students who think they're really intelligent, but they mostly just work extremely hard so they can end up in a research position at a university where they will be unhappy, while people who do less work and get a business management degree from Hofstra will do marginally better for themselves and be much more satisfied with their family/sex lives.
Generally, Northport is an expensive place to live, with housing prices being driven up on the basis that we only have 35 black people, and when a new one arrives everyone is quick to notice and take down their plates. Mostly, the people here live without too much worry about the helter skelter race wars, though some of the smarter ones do.
In the 30's, Antoine de Saint-Exupery lived in a house by Wyatt, and in 1950-ish Jack Kerouac got drunk in a bar in Northport. Then in 1984, Ricky Kasso cut a kid's eyes out and then choked him to death with gravel. To this day people are stilled wowed in the poon about that. He is recognized for his popularization of the drugs LSD and mescaline, as well as making it less gay to listen to Judas Priest.
During the year, there is little meaningful activity to do in Northport. During the day one can fish, swim or windsurf, but at night if you're under 21 and can't get politely inebriated at the Wine Bar or the Yacht Club, your time is best spent getting beligerently inebriated and breaking mailboxes or playing the choking game. Those who live dangerously might venture out into neighboring East-Northport, which is actually south of Northport, but calling themselves South-Northport would just make the people that live there feel like even more of a marginalized and lower class subdivision of Northport, so for the sake of their mental health, town planners made a concerted decision to rely on its slightly eastward positioning, rather than its more obvious southward positioning, when choosing the name.
Northport High School is a central aspect of Northport life, being made up of a large population of over achievers, a few genuinely intelligent people, and an overall air of superiority that makes us 100% sure we can beat you up, though we only really have a 40:60 chance that's in your favor. Our students tend to win Intel Prizes etc. with the intellectual atmosphere being dominated by IB students who think they're really intelligent, but they mostly just work extremely hard so they can end up in a research position at a university where they will be unhappy, while people who do less work and get a business management degree from Hofstra will do marginally better for themselves and be much more satisfied with their family/sex lives.
I just bought a house in Northport, because, I figure, with the relatively small Negro population, aggressively strong strains of Haze, and nationally ranked school system, my children can get into Binghamton and do decently for themselves.
by man blewha April 12, 2009
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by NPThaters February 19, 2012
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Anyone here who is sober is either a nerdy fag who thinks they are cute or just a fake athlete. The sports teams suck.
If you want weed, go down 5th Avenue to Larkfield and the public library. 7/11. Nuff said.
Anyone here who is sober is either a nerdy fag who thinks they are cute or just a fake athlete. The sports teams suck.
If you want weed, go down 5th Avenue to Larkfield and the public library. 7/11. Nuff said.
by whiteDykeBike June 20, 2019
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Dude i was YOLO-ing the other day, and that cubby walked over and told me she was gonna cut me, damn northport
That chick looks like shes from the Chocolate Factory
That chick looks like shes from the Chocolate Factory
by NoYOLO~ May 7, 2011
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A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
by luv_gdes November 30, 2011
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