Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010

nocturnal enuresis

A urological complaint: involuntary urination after the age at which bladder control usually occurs or by immature bullies when excited or provoked.

Dr: "Sorry, but your son has nocturnal enuresis."

Mrs MarillionFan: "Is it serious?"

Dr: "Oh no, madam. It is very, very funny.

by MarillionFan's mum March 27, 2011

nocturnal rainbow

A rainbow that occurs very rarely at night when it rains on a full moon. This is rare because the moon is not as bright as the sun.

-Dude were you looking outside last night.
-No why.
-There was a sick ass nocturnal rainbow, it was really faint tho.

by The Capital-ᙠ August 2, 2016

nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.

I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

sex vagina nocturnal awake

by Rpt93 November 28, 2012

nocturnal

Someone who is up at night and normally sleeps through the day.

2) one who is more active at night than through the day.

My nocturnal friend is always up at 3am and ends up not coming into school be ause he went back to sleep

by YOU'RE A SPOON May 8, 2016

nonturnal

doesn't sleep at specifically night or day. Usually doesn't sleep at all and has very few naps

He doesn't sleep at night or day. He must be nonturnal.

by samiam1nn November 1, 2009