by milliea12 November 24, 2019
What you don't forget to bring.
Often used as an item that a minority, say the nerds in a classroom, will bring.
It is often the thing that your mind completely skips.
Often used as an item that a minority, say the nerds in a classroom, will bring.
It is often the thing that your mind completely skips.
Teacher: Don't forget to bring your Norman tomorrow!
Teacher: Did you finally find your Norman?
Ambrose: Nah, couldn't find my Norman...
Leo (whispers): Dude, he brought his Norman AGAIN...
Rikky: Miss, can I go get my Norman?
Teacher: Did you finally find your Norman?
Ambrose: Nah, couldn't find my Norman...
Leo (whispers): Dude, he brought his Norman AGAIN...
Rikky: Miss, can I go get my Norman?
by RikkyC August 17, 2006
Norman is a type of man that enjoys long walks on the beach fuelled by battery acid and brain damage. They are genuinely blonde and crave expensive sneakers that their parent's Centrelink money can't afford. Normans generally enjoy talking trash to older men on the bus.
by BasementCooker June 21, 2021
A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.
by Alex Norman June 12, 2008
A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.
by Skack August 14, 2006
A boy from a family friendly anime (the promised neverland) who simps for emma
personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc
personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc
just imagine seeing a simp, you wanna call him/her a simp but, not in a bad way, so u say:
-hey pal, your acting like norman
-hey pal, your acting like norman
by Emo apple ray April 05, 2021
A fake two faced coward ass Nigga that's a Jody and should be Googled before proceeding. A toxic disease, proceed creature with caution, believe at your own risk.
by KingAce1 April 26, 2017