Noobus Sarinus

Exact synonym of Noobus Maximus

Noob Sarin was a big Noobus Sarinus.

by Potatodogg October 1, 2019

Noobus

THE GREATEST FISH NAME

my fishes name is noobus

by Littlebitchboi July 10, 2020

Noots

Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.

When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008

Noots

A sexy ranga who gets all the chicks

Guy: hey babe
Girl: sorry I'm dating noots

by Big Noots550 March 1, 2017

le nootsac

a term used to describe a facial

Guy: hey you wanna try out my facial cream its called "le nootsac"... every special order comes with a free pearl necklace

by djneddy January 23, 2009

noots

NUTS...they are nuts...goooooonads.

"Chris wants Sarah's noots."

by fetisha_107 December 23, 2004

noobusile

The ultimate in noob. Like a regular noob on heroin or a noobus on crack. This noob is such a joke you feel bad telling them to "go die" for fear they suck that much at life they may actually attempt ending it.

Tom says "Cameron you are a noobusile."

Cameron says "This is bullshit! I keep getting quickscoped from across the map!"

by TheBloodDog23 March 24, 2011