noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Noodleopoly

One who hogs the pool noodles.

Leah jumped in the pool and put a noodle under each arm and leg. She put one more underneath her buttocks and set sail for the deep end of the pool. Matt and Megan had no pool noodles due to Leah's noodleopoly.

by BusterMcGee123 July 19, 2010

Noodlefoamtubeannihilate

To annihilate with a pool noodle/foam tube.

Manray: You can't stop me with a pool noodle!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah? I'll noodlefoamtubeannihilate you!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021

doodledog

A fake piece of toast made of fabric that tends to fly easily. Doodledogs are usually used to demonstrate the meaning of the word toast to idiots.

Retard: "PHhhtoast?
Teacher: (throws doodledog at retard)
Retard: "Toast"

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 29, 2003

noodletools

to be crazy out of your mind; synonym is preposterous

You sir, are noodletools.

This is the end of the line man... you're fuckin' noodletools!

This is so unproffesional. I cannot deal with someone so noodletools.

by Matt in the Top Hat December 30, 2009

Noodlebox

An asian lady's "special place"

"Daymn! Thats one tight noodlebox!"

by DirtyGraham July 27, 2009

Noodled

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

by A Pirate June 25, 2012