noobarrhea

A medical condition which can only infect a noob. It is kind of like gonorrhea and diarrhea, only it happens to noobs when they are pwned.

I pwned noobs so badly last night that they contracted noobarrhea

by banjofred101 February 7, 2006

Noobonics

1. Noobonics is the language of the geek/nerd/dork or any computer user who thinks he/she is cool (l33t) by T4wK!NG Li3K DiS.

John - Did you meet the new kid in the chat?
Sara - Yeah, but I couldn't understand his noobonics.

by dbieon12 March 8, 2008

nooburger

another commun insult that one uses after someone on IRC is AFK when comes the time to an early game of DoD (Day of Defeat)... It also is used as a third level increasing insult combo starting by the prefix "noob-"

<wapityyy> PaTcH, noob
<wapityyy> PaTcH, noobert!
<wapityyy> PaTcH, come play Dod
* PaTcH is away
<wapityyy> PaTcH, nooburger!!!

by wapityyy March 8, 2007

Teh Noobzors Pro

Lucas Wade Firmin. Smalltown Chap. Lives in vegas and will be a virgin till he retires.

"You guys seen Teh Noobzors Pro lately?" "Last i saw him he was beatin off to May 05' Playboy...for the 79th time

by @n0n0n0nmous October 20, 2008

Noobologist

Someone who studies noobs to futher the study of noobology.

Noobologists study noobs to futher the study of noobology.

by Obie won K'noobie September 4, 2005

nooBru

An individual who haunts everything that is competitive and claims to be the best ever to play, almost godly. There are two legends as to where he got his name, one is that it is an anagram of his actual name, other rumours derive from the fact that every single individual he plays with is christened a 'n00b' by him, friend or foe. Although rare to commit a mistake, in the rare circumstances that he does he relies on the company of an individual named Top Twat to place the blame upon. Proof of his existance is yet to be found (although it has been reported that he once called bog foot a n00b).

Normal person: Good game lads...
nooBru: no, it wasn't... you played shit!
Normal person: I was just sayin.
nooBru: you succcck! n00b!
Normal person: I was on your team!
nooBru: you still suck! and so do you, you obtuse bastard!! (Top Twats)

by Sweaty Goth March 17, 2005

Nooboff

Someone who sucks dick at everything they try, especially gaming

Wow that kid is such a nooboff

Bloody Nooboff

by bca_4ever November 15, 2009