Neobation

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009

Goobatronic

To be a goobatron. The ability to be an absolute stupid moron yet still complete tasks successfully.

Hey Brian, you're looking a bit goobatronic today!

by bnuggat December 9, 2010

Nooberton

A person who is new to something

Katelyn T your such a nooberton

by Katelyn_is_nooberton November 13, 2018

Noobator

Some one who either fails or is really bad at masturbation.
Mostly used in online games while flameing some one.
In rare instances may be used in the real world to flame some one.

1. oh my god!!! you stole my spawn, you noobator!!!
2. ahhhh I am such a noobator, i ripped my scrotum.

by f22ace248 January 14, 2008

Noobitron

Someone so noobish that the word "noob" is not adequate. Also appropriate to refer to such persons as: 'tron, noobface, nooblet, noobtard, and nooblius maximus.

Jeff: What the hell, did you see that 16-year-old a**-face just cut me off in his stupid little Toyota Yaris?
Mark: Fu*kin' noobitron.

by Scotty TJ December 4, 2010

Nibbatron

A formidable force of blackness known to be darker than black this robot with the ultimate power of the black ways is also the leader of a ferocious gang known as the Nigcepticons. Him and his black asf gang members have been at war with the Autonigs. This white but black gang primarily consists of Nibba-Bee and Nigtimus Prime.

Nibbatron invaded the Autonigs yesterday and caused severe anal dmg to the Autonigs

by TheRealNibba1234 October 14, 2018

Nobbatron

A nob so huge the owner has to walk in an unconventional manner, much like a robot, to accommodate its sheer girth. also used as an insult in certain situations.

"look at Tim, quite the Nobbatron he's got there"

"Hey you stole my bag, get back here you Nobbatron"

by Tozzard0607 December 7, 2009