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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022
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Nautical Nonsense

It be somethin' you wish.

Kinky fish/human coitus.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, gimp, FLOP ON THE DECK FOR IT!
by Fuddles the Gatekeeper July 27, 2010
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No Nonsense

Don’t take no nonsense from nobody.
No nonsense. I’ll kill you.
by OlaAlfares July 18, 2020
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flabergasterin nonsense

flab means your yapper, gasterin means what you're yappin' and nonsense, well, you know what nonsense means.
emmy, quit that flabergasterin nonsense!
by nana amalia January 4, 2009
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generalized abstract nonsense

The term "generalized abstract nonsense" is usually jokingly (and endearingly) applied to topics in mathematics of very high abstraction level, mostly category theory. It probably refers to the fact that some concepts in category theory can abstract away so far from the actual mathematical structures that are described as to lose all connection to the actual meat of the matter.
Yoneda's lemma is just generalized abstract nonsense.
by Dominique U March 10, 2018
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Nonsensicalness

Speaking words or ideas that have no purpose or definition or meaning
Boy: You know you want to get a DW.

Girl: Where are you coming up with this nonsensicalness?!
by Whoeveryouwantmetobe. May 8, 2009
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Nonsense

What most of the definition's on UD are. Not saying the definitions suck but if you go to the last 5 pages of a word you'll see what nonsense i'm talking about.
75% of the definitions are shit, utterly stupid, and totally R-tarded, and nonsense. Look up a popular word such as sex, then see definition 400 or something, seriously Urban needs to delete the last 100 definitions they're retawded
by kevinonurban July 15, 2011
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