(adj.) - Being nonsensical, but in a purposeful manner. A nonsensicalculated person would appear to speak meaninglessly, but would actually be speaking to a specific end. However, this end need not be consciously known; further, there are no rigid schemata by which one might discern ex post facto whether a person is being nonsensicalculated for a moral or enlightened purpose (as in the case of a court jester or comedian) or for a cunning or malicious purpose (as in the case of a charismatic charmer running a Ponzi scheme): therefore, determining whether one is nonsensicalculated in a benevolent or a malevolent fashion requires a degree of faith.
Yorick, Glenn Beck, Lisa Lampanelli, Bernard Madoff, and Friedrich Nietzsche are all nonsensicalculated, but all to profoundly different degrees and ends. A good method of determining whether one is being nonsensicalculated to a moral end is to ask yourself: Does this person make me laugh?
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In the office the printer has caught fire. John comes over and says "Why don't we all throw paper on it to put it out?"
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
John would be considered a nonsensical jockey in this situatuon because his idea couldn't possibly help and may make matters worse.
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No, I will not suck your outragously large penis, so stop being nonsensistic. It's really, not that big.
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Person 1: Have you ever seen Doctor Who? I love the part where the green guy says "Live Long and Use the Force"
Person 2: Are you aware of the nonsensiclysm you have just unleashed upon the world?
Person 2: Are you aware of the nonsensiclysm you have just unleashed upon the world?
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"Did you see Crystal quoting scripture and how it somehow relates to God and homosexuality?"
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Get the Nonsensical Dingbat mug.People who believe the Earth is 6000 years old, because an ancient book of tales says so, while ignoring the overwhelming geologic evidence to the contrary, are engaging in nonsensicalism.
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