Ninky Nonk

The most awesome train in the universe. Featured in In The Night Garden.

Boy: Did you see the Ninky Nonk?

Girl: YES! It was triptastic!

by Joshannia March 5, 2011

Nonus

When you believe you are getting a bonus, but instead you get nothing.

So did you hear, the company decided to hand out nonuses this year.

by jaysnoop April 13, 2009

Nonu

Nonu, what many Indian people call a significant other, child, etc.. It is referred to as "cute" or "small".

Also can be a nickname kept from family.

"He is just my smart little Nonu."
"Ankit, can you call Nonu downstairs?"

by I speak Hindiusm February 8, 2019

nonhumorous definition

a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.

The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.

by boosh321 July 23, 2007

nonfucking fuckboy

Jakob Ryckeghem

Jakob Ryckeghem is a nonfucking Fuckboy

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.

Ah, you had The Norkus Experience

by chocolate lovin' April 22, 2011

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015