Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021

Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must exist in order for the state of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends' behavior was paranoid, his was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 7, 2021

Noid

Noid is a slang used to describe something “funny” or “interesting”, mostly used in the aspect of sarcasm.

Thats so noid!

Straight noid.

Your noid.

by Wnorhmd2 July 29, 2023

Noid

To activate your cannabinoid receptors through inhalation, generally to smoke weed or to take a dab.

Dude, I'm about to noid the fuck out! Pass me the bong!

by Vincent Van Dabs April 11, 2025

Noid

noid = non mediatoker

noid claimed aot was anywhere near top 100

by Rairizon July 30, 2025

'noid

Short for Tyhrranoid, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal character from planet Tyhrranosis.
There are different sorts of it, from funny violet creature to ugly giant beast.

Aaargh!.. 'noids are everywhere!

by Swindy May 27, 2009

'Noid

Noun. Short for paranoid. Someone who is extremely warry of their surroundings, usually due to marajuana.

"Avoid the 'noid"

by iamnotjb June 9, 2003