nobby

a stupid story with a pointless ending
or
ridiculous mistake.

Various nobbys-

"There's a bucthers........ they'll sell meat."

"Do I see my eyes!!??"

"Pick that up, that's loitering!"

" I was playin this game, and you had to stop by pressing the button, and I pressed it and it didnt work, so I pressed it again."

"Fuck me there are loads of gliders today! Oh no wait there's just one."

"Speed pickles in slow motion is just normal pickles!"

by Wagon December 28, 2005

nobbys

a brand of nuts and such.

nibble on nobbys nuts

by bane0030 December 29, 2007

Sissy Nobby

the best bounce singer ever !!

go listen 2 sum of his songs:
loopy
consequences
sissy bop
break it down
catch the wall
and a lot more.

sissy nobby is the best bounce singer ever.

by noneya504 March 31, 2009

Nobby Greens

A Nottinghamshire colloquialism referring to the vegetable Brussel Sprouts.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your nobby greens?

by Nobby Green hater August 14, 2009

nobby slap

a powerful slap to the back of the head by nobby.

you just got nobby slapped

by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008

nobby nobhead

a stupid person idiot who acts silly.

a silly stuipd foolish person out to annoy and irratate

by manky November 8, 2003

Nobby 75

Having a hurricane sweeping you away whilst blasting it through a headset

Not the nobby 75 again, this always happens

by No toenails April 27, 2019