ass splasher

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.

"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"

by William P. January 6, 2008

Panty Splasher

A good looking heterosexual male.

He was quite the panty splasher back on the day

by Clayton Bertram December 24, 2020

booty splasher

background: comes from china

definition: when you poop in the toilet and the impact of the poop hitting the water forces water to wet your botox-good job alex

alex p: oh god, that one was a booty splasher
john b: did it smell good?

by Jorge Alvarez aka Pimpjuice December 14, 2004

rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver

wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants

by ass wetter August 10, 2003

Puddle Splasher

A fairly close acquaintance who invites every single one of your friends to a party except you.

That girl didn't invite me to the party, what a puddle splasher dude.

by TotallySweetFX November 14, 2011