Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks
by Rca1021 February 3, 2020
by lysergia June 12, 2012
"Damn, he really was a one pump chump... I wanted to keep going"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"
by Lil scummy May 27, 2018
a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina
josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it
by josh510 July 13, 2009
A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.
Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
by weezey! May 13, 2010
"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
by Chumper December 29, 2004
Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.
Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.
by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016