2 Pump Chump

When a guy is gaveling sex and cums in about 3 seconds after starting

Miranda: How wasn’t last night with chase

Chole: it was terrible he was a 2 pump chump
Miranda: dam that sucks

by Rca1021 February 3, 2020

3 pump chump

a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts

Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.

by lysergia December 15, 2012

One pump chump

Literally the word.

"Damn, he really was a one pump chump... I wanted to keep going"
"Busted after five seconds, what a one pump chump"

by Lil scummy June 9, 2018

one pump chump

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

by josh510 July 12, 2009

couple pump chump

A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.

Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.

by weezey! May 13, 2010

Two pump chump

Any douche who thinks he's got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it...

"Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."

by Chumper December 29, 2003

Half Pump Chump

Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.

Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.

by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016