The Bar

The thing your momma should have raised before she slept with your dad and had you.

Raise The Bar a little.

by Shin Dig of Fresno November 27, 2003

Bar

A section of music who's length is determined by the time signature.

Contrary to popular belief, rap isn't the only type of music out there. All types of music have bars.

by Skeez Adams December 28, 2005

BAR

not giving a fuck about version control/saving and losing all your progress

dude, I'm such a BAR, I lost my entire project trying to add that midget porn section...

by Oinky November 11, 2020

bars

*2mg xanax pills, may be prescribed for some with
"general anxiety disorder.
*they are illegal if purchased without a prescription.
*the side effects of xanax, leave you feeling layback, happy ("drunk"), with loss of memory, loss of perseption, loss of motor control skills, and give some
"the munchies."
*bars are also known as...
-double g's
-sticks
-totem poles
-lockers
-happy pills
-alprazolam
-zanny

bob said to tom...
"i had some bars before school today and i can't remember
sh!t, u got the homework?"

by qtiptt May 13, 2007

bar

The source of many jokes.

A guy walks into a bar...

by WindWaker68 May 1, 2004

Bar

To a married man:
An overcrowded, loud, stinky room filled with over-priced drinks and women advertising body parts that you have vowed to not touch.

To a single man:
The greatest place on earth.

Single man: Dude, let's hit up the bars!
Married man: No.
Single man: Bars have drinks and drunk women!
Married man: I have a wife.
Single man: Wooooo, bars!

by Chizey June 28, 2011

bar

The other default variable used in programmer's slang

Then I did:
$foo = new MyClass();
$bar = $foo->connect();

but all I got was a PEAR::Error in $bar

by Anonymous October 15, 2002