nettles

a rough substance that Salad Fingers likes to rub against his nipples for a orgasmic effect

Salad fingers once rubbed the nettles against his nipple and then his nipple turned red.

by jerry jackson rules! June 22, 2006

nettleton

One who gets around and/or carries many std's and sti's. Avoid these individuals at all cost because of their ability to easily transmit venereal disease. Synonymous with petri dish.

Mike: Wash your hands after talking to that girl.
Johnny: Why?
Mike: She is a complete nettleton. You could honestly contract anything from her.
-2 weeks later-
Johnny: Dude why does it burn when I pee now?
Mike: You should have washed your hands...

by Free STD Screenings October 26, 2011

Nettleman

A genius in the top percentile of intelligence.

Dog, did you hear about Jim's escape from jail. He's straight up nettleman.

by Charles Snyder January 13, 2009

Nattle cry

A group cheer celebrating the arrival of ice-cold Natty Light at the party.

Natty Ice! HEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAA NATTLE CRY!

by Patty Ice July 29, 2009

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

tormal ol nitties

normal ol titties

Guy 1: "Dude, check out the tormal ol nitties on that chick"
Guy 2: "Yea, they're pretty tormal."
Guy 1 and Guy 2: "Niiiice."

by PeeFor October 8, 2009

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.

It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

by Brekusz November 1, 2013